So, uh. Over a year since I actually used this thing. And what. A few months since I talked to a few people on my friends list? Longer? My winning sense of the passage of time at work. Sorry for falling off the radar guys? Fun times at home that I don't feel like getting into. But. Uh. Maaaaybe I'll stay interested in it this time? Or not, but there's always AIM for that. Which I updated in the userinfo since I forgot about that too.

So. Yeah. 'sup guys. Also, tomorrow I'll probably talk about how awesome sci-fi's new show, Eureka, is. D: If I remember. Which is not likely given my stellar attention span lately.

I swear. This is the first time I have seen this phenomenon in action.

Now. I roleplay on Gaia in the breedables forum [a subforum of the minishops]. A lot of the shops there require RP and actually do have good standards, so there's some nice rp to be found there. :B However, I happened to glance into a pokemon shop I frequent.** And what do I find there but this little gem:

A quietly curious bay is uttered from the chrome-fleeced mareep, Noel; crimson ornament bouncing as white limbs carry him a bit closer to Gallop. Though really, he stays back, as would one as flammable next to a flaming horse.

The horse then rears back and greets the mareep [sheep-thing]. >.>

Emerald eyes a-shimmer as they widen, the overly-celebrated ball of fluff plops into a misshapen blob, a rather undignified (and quite irrelevant) ducking of the flailing equine limbs. "MarEE!" (Calm Down, please!)


Overly-celebrated? WTF is that supposed to mean? Are the other pokemon, like, prancing around it in glee near-constantly or something?

At first I didn't realize how thesaurus abusive it was, since I've never really seen anyone doing that. Oh what a wonderfully sheltered RP!life I've led. :D Once I realized what it said though, I experienced an interesting sort of braindeath. It's RELAXED ROLEPLAY. Even for a thesaurus raper, why go to the trouble for a bunch of 1-2 line roleplay? o_O Please tell me they don't actually store this crap in memory.


*Yes, this probably could be posted in the brps community, but they probably get more than enough posts complaining about thesaurus abusers. :B
**D: Yes, I'm a big dork who likes pokemon still. Some of them are cute.

Friend: Wow, now I'm bored again. you really do suck. XDDD
Me: D: OMGZ I'M NOT UR FREND NEMORE.
Friend: WTF NO I <3 U!!!!!1
Me: <3 WE SHULD MAKE BYOOTIFUL BABEEZ 2GETHER.
Friend: K
Me: :DDD
Friend: WUT WE DO 2 MAEK TEH BABEEZ????//
Friend: OMGZ MA i GUNNA HAV 2 HURTZ U D:
Me: D: Y? DUN HURTZ ME. I'LL BE GUD.
Friend: K
Friend: :DDDDD
Friend: i <3Z U
Me: :D I <#Z U MOR.
Friend: NO i <3Z U MOR!!!!!!1
Me: NA-UH I TOTLY <#Z U MOR11!@!
Friend: NPOOOO i <3Z U MANY TIMZ OVRE!!!!!!11!!2!#1
Me: ~CRIZ~
Friend: +CRIE MOR+
Me: ~CRIZ TEH BEZTEZT~
Friend: +CRIE BEZTEREZTEREZT+
Me: D: OMGZ I NEVR WIN @ NETHING. I GO DY NOW K.
Friend: WTF NO!!!!!1
Me: THER IZ NUTHING LEF FR ME. GUDBY.
Friend: BUT WHUT ABOOT ME?????????/
Me: U R SO MUCH BETR. U KAN FIND SUMWUN ELS.
Friend: BUT i <3Z U MOR TAHN i KUD <3 NEONE ELS.
Me: D: DATS A LY AN U NO IT.
Friend: WTFNO!!!1 +CRIE+
Me: ~DYS WIT BLUD AN EVRYTING OMGZ!!121!!..!...1....~
Friend: OMGZ NOOOO +DIEZ BETTR+
Me: :BB We are so awesome.
Friend: .. I think I killed my last 3 braincells ;o; +crie+
Me: XD Oh noez!
Me: That's going in my journal. :B
Friend: ... WTFNO



:D Ahaha. Such a brilliant use of our spare time, yes?

Fwee. I have created a live journal account. e.e I wouldn't have had to if Fateback had just sent me my flippin' password! o.o I signed up for some free webspace, like, three or four weeks ago. It said "your password will arrive in a few minutes" or something like that. A few minutes does not equal four weeks. o.o Bloody suppository loving foreigners.